xxeyesonlyxx:

Tumblr Mom posts





the fault in our calories

the fault in our calories


me: so i just saw someone kiss my crush
me: im jealous ok
me: and do u know what else rhymes with jealous?
me: homicide.



just-for-grins:

Hahaha 

just-for-grins:

Hahaha 


h0llyquinn:

someome on facebook literally complained about the puppy bowl
how do you 
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P U PPY BOWL??????????????
i dnot g e t it??


also:

imagelet’s not forget about kitty halftime show

if you complain about the puppy bowl you’re wrong


otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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